Mastock: March 2014

Falling apart

Soon after the hustling incident

At the Bulldog Pub

Or was it the Pitbull Pub?

I`m not sure

Anyways

Terry moved in with Pat

And Pat

He stopped going out with us

He was always hanging out

With Terry`s family and friends

Typical Pat

And Chris

Well he was more into drugs than alcohol

He started using some chemical shit

Acid

PCP

A little coke now and then

I don`t mind natural drugs

Hash

Marijuana

But I despise chemical drugs

I`ve seen so many good folks

Get psychologically \ physically

Destroyed by hard shit

I don`t want to be around when it happens

I simply can`t take it

I spoke to Chris and

We went our separate ways

Temporarily (more about this later on)

So I was all alone

My first weekend alone

It`s early Friday night

I`m home

I don`t know what to do

I don`t feel like going out

This is when I started my bachelor`s weekends

I go at the videoclub

Rent three movies

One horror

One science-fiction

One animation or maybe

A post-apocalyptic flick

I just love those

There`s some type of

Worldwide war \ catastrophe

Societies collapse

Chaos ensues

Humans

Go back to their primitive states

Which means

Forget about the politically correctness

Drop your fucking mask

And be yourself

Without the self-imposed

Limits of society

Yep

I definitely enjoy those

Let`s see

I have my three movies

Next step

The beer

During those years

There was no microbrewery beers in Montréal

So I had to purchase

Generic

Mass produced beers

Molson

Budweiser

Labatt

Laurentide

I would usually buy

Two or three

1.3 litre big ass

Wildcat

St-Ides

Or Budweiser beers

I`d lie on me couch

Light up a smoke

Open me beer

And away we go

I would do this ritual
every Friday and Saturday nights

For about two years

If you do the math

That`s six movies per weekends

There`s fifty two weeks a year

Which means I watched

About 624 flicks

More or less

I`ve seen some really cool movies

Moontrap (1989)

Bruce Campbell & Walter Koenig

Mr Chekov himself

Highway to hell (1991)

Patrick Bergin & Christy Swanson

Highway to a boner perhaps

Event horizon (1997)

Laurence Fishburne & Sam Neill

A good suspenseful science-fiction ride indeed

The darks side of the moon (1990)

I`m not talking Pink Floyd here

Henry Portrait of a serial killer (1986)

Forget about the silence of the lambs

Henry`s the real deal

Featuring Michael Rooker himself

What else is there to say

Dr. Giggles (1992)

Larry Drake, what a massive psychopathic presence

With Holly Marie Combs

Just for you guys out there

Combat Shock (1984)

A realistic, nihilistic masterpiece

Not recommended

If you have suicidal tendencies

Street trash (1987)

The name speaks for itself

Ghosthouse (1988)

Creepy, creepy, creepy

Did I mentioned it was creepy?

Tetsuo the iron man (1989)

Hardcore metal transformation

And hardcore industrial instrumentations

A Japanese crazy & intense joyride

Godzilla my ass

I`m having a swig of beer

Suddenly the phone rings

I pick up the phone

Hello

Tom WAZZUP

WAZZUP!!!

Whatcha doing Tom?

Having a beer

Smoking some buds

True, true

How are you Chris?

I`m feeling fine man

I`ve stopped doing hard drugs

That`s good

How are you feeling?

Pretty fine man
when did you stop?

About two months ago

How are you holding up?

I`m managing bro

To tell you the truth, it`s hard at times

I can understand

Even if I never tried hard stuff

I`ve seen what it can do to a person

You know

Yeah I know Tom

What are you doing tomorrow night?

Not much

I rent movies and drink beer

That`s all

Simple pleasures man

Those are the best ones

You think like…

We could hang out together

Tell you what

Lets meet at the videoclub

Seven o`clock tomorrow night

Which one Videotron?

Or the small one next to your place

The small one

They carry some rare movies

I`ve seen Combat Shock

And Henry Portrait of a serial killer

The same night

WOW!!!

Guess I`ll see you tomorrow

Ciao dude

Goodnight Tom

Next day we meet

Chris has gained a little bit of weight

He`s looking better than before

He looks almost human

There`s still hope

What`s that huge backpack for man?

I have 12 big ass

Beer bottles in there Tom

For you and me

FUCKING AWESOME MAN!!!

Since you pay the booze

The movies are on me

I`ll let you choose our entertainment

For the evening

Well alright Tom

We pick up three movies

And head back to my place

Sit down & light up a joint

We start drinking right away

While watching the first flick

After about ten

Or maybe 15 minutes

I`m not sure

Put the movie on pause Tom

Gotta take a leak

Sure thing man

Now he`s back

And we`re watching some more

After about 10 or 15 minutes

Put the movie on pause man

I gotta take another leak

Ok no problem

He comes back

And looks a little bit tense \ nervous

Are you alright Chris?

You look kinda pale man

I`m fine let`s watch some more

Sure thing man

Then again

After another 10 minutes

I gotta take a piss bro

Alright then

This is weird

I`m drinking my second big ass beer

I still didn`t piss

And Chris

He barely drank

And it`s his third time around

This is strange indeed

Hey wait a minute

What the fuck is this I`m thinking

I better go check

I look inside my washroom

And…

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!

He`s snorting coke in there

MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Chris you piece of white trash

You`re still doing coke

You fucking moron!!!

I`m screaming

Hey Tom take it easy

Chill out dude

It`s just a little line

Now and then

JUST A LITTLE LINE!!!

You know what I think

About chemicals you moron

Here take your beers

Take your backpack

And get the fuck

Outta here

You can come back here

Once you stop

Doing chemicals man

Well fuck you

I don`t need you Tom

Well adios then

I close the door

Sit down & have a sip of beer

Damned…

Everything is falling apart

But there will be

Another day

There always is

Indeed.

Mastock

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